Due to my lacklustre reviewing strategy, I’ve had months to ruminate on Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, and I still don’t really know what to make of it.
I honestly couldn’t make out what was happening most of the time
There were two robots that were such lazy, borderline racist caricatures of black people I was waiting for them to eat fried chicken and engage in petty street theft
One transformer turns into a woman. Which begs the question- WHY DON’T THEY ALL TURN INTO PEOPLE INSTEAD OF ALFA ROMEOS? Also, she appears to have some kind of tail weapon come out of her chuff.
Shia LaBellend is the most objectionable person in cinema today.
The transformers take several years to transform
Even when fighting evil space robot creatures, the US military still manages to fuck over the Middle East
Seriously, I couldn’t tell what was going on. This film could induce epilepsy
So there we have it. It could be utter, utter trash. Or it could be the most expensive art film made this year. I’ll leave you to guess which one I think it is
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