Paranormal Activity was apparently so scary that Steven Spielberg thought it was haunted. After seeing it, I have come to the following conclusion – Spielberg is a wuss. I’ll concede I didn’t enjoy watching the film at all – I was in a constant state of petrified fear. But it all amounted to nothing. One bad thing happens each night and then they give you half an hour to recover. There are some creepy moments but there so spaced out there’s no sustained tension. ALSO: the guy is such a douchebag I started rooting for the demon. The end is a total cheap shot, and left me going, oh, there I was all scared but nothing actually happened. As the lights came up, my friend looked at me, made a pffft noise and a wanking gesture with his hand. That entirely encapsulates my thoughts on this film.
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